Thursday, January 04, 2007

The Guy Secretan Show

Well it was, wasn't it? Ok, maybe the Alan Statham Show. Oh, those shorts! Best line?

STATHAM I converted it to run on bio-fuel!

JOANNA What? You shat in my vodka?

Or possibly

MAC You're completely gorgeous, he's a complete twat, of course it'll work!

Or possibly

MARTIN *sobs* but you won't live to see me qualify!

MAC Well nobody will live that long will they?

I'm going to watch it all again now.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

How hot was he in that kilt?
Were you satisfied with the ending? I would have liked things to be more "wrapped up"

Mangonel said...

Hmm - kilt, bedsheet, haystack . . .sizzling in any of those things! Wasn't he LOVELY!

I was sorry not to see Martin's Dad again, he was lovely, but I s'pose that would have buggered the Guy / Martin dynamic which was pitch-perfect. You mean you didn't like the wedding? Surely any further and it really would have gotten grim.

You notice I am keeping your place on my sidebar warm for you!

Anonymous said...

The Guy Secretan show my arse! What about that suit? I *heart* you Mac.

Anonymous said...

Hi there,thought i'd pay you a visit on this very rainy Saturday.

Sadly i missed the GW special, i just hope it's repeated on More4 soon as i've missed out big time, by the sound of your most recent posts...

Tim F said...

I liked:

"Only the good-looking die young."

and

"Oh crikey, I've just sat on her to death."

I think over the entire run of the show, Statham has had the best lines, including my all-time favourite:

"Your vagina's rubbish!"