Significant Other and I have decided that, actually, it's quite rude to take wine when invited to a dinner party. It implies that one's host is either too poor to afford a bottle, or will provide rubbish wine, or, indeed, is too stupid to notice that you have brought a bottle of undrinkable because CHEAP vino di merda.
But you have to take something, neh? A little box of six handmade chocolates, a teeny posy of seasonal flowers, maybe organically cultivated, fairly traded pecan nuts wrapped in handblocked mango-leaf paper. You know the sort of thing. Which is all wonderful, but how do you carry it? How do you present it to your host? Especially when that box of handmade chocolates is actually quite teeny when compared with a bottle.
Well, you put it in a brown paper bag, don't you? Not just any old bag mind you, but something a little more classy, bit more up-market, know wha' I mean? Something with handles.
Google, bless it, came up with a number of possibilities. Comparison being the order of the day, and remembering that package and postage count, calculator at the ready, I found some good quality, well-constructed nice looking bags at seven pee a pop. Seven! What a great deal, eh? In went the order, Paypal did its thang, and here I am, awaiting delivery of 500 small brown paper bags, with handles, due tomorrow.
Hang on a mo' though. 500? Five? Hundred? OK. Just how many DPs do we get invited to anyway? Seriously. At a generous estimate, I'd say five a year. Including reciprocation, (where a brown paper bag with handles wouldn't count) that makes 10 social occasions a year - sounds about right. Which means we would use the final bag in 83 years and four months time.
Holy crap! I Just thought - how big is the package going to be?
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I did this once --- ordered 1,000 white paper lunchbags, thinking I could decorate them with rubber stamps for gifts. And I did -- maybe I used 50 of them. Then probably half the remainder got destroyed from sitting in the garage for so long -- they got dusty, rats peed on them, etc. And now there are a few hundred left... I'll never use them all. {sigh} Go rats go!
£35 on wrapping! Sounds far too extravagant!
Oh Valerie - one thousand bags! I feel your pain - well, half of it anyway.
Ziggi, it's not the same thing at all.
why oh why do these purchases seem so sensible at the time? is there a household in the land that doesn't have 200 ikea tea-lights stashed in a seldom opened cupboard?
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